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  1. 1) Lily: “That’s not the type of screwing I was thinking of.”

    2) Lily (texting): “I can never embrace baby Sam because, unlike Juliet, I can not conceive my own children.”

    Cane (texting): “All the better. I hear the new tax code won’t let you deduct more than three.”

    3) Who knew these two were separated at birth?

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