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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

A Play

by

Hendrik Ibsen

Two men meet on a pier:

Sven: Oleg.

Oleg: Ya.

Sven: I got an idea.

Oleg: Ya.

Sven: You will count the boards and I will count the slits between the boards.

Oleg: I will count the boards and you will count the slits?

Sven: Ya.

Oleg: Begin.

Oleg: One.

Sven: One.

Oleg: Two.

Sven: Two.

Oleg: Three.

Sven: Three.

Oleg: Four.

Sven: Four.

Oleg: Opps!

Oleg falls off the pier.

Sven: As the old Viking legend states: “When you’re out of SLITS, you’re out of PIER. http://www.vintagepaperads.com/1968-Schlitz-Beer-Ad–Youre-Out-of-Schlitz_p_72972.html

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