05 Jun Photo CaptionsSummer wakes up in bed with Theo “Oh, what is a damsel like me to do?” Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Adam offers Phyllis sweet revenge Where have I seen this look before?
1) Summer: “Oh my, oh my. With so many hunks left in the world to deflower what is a girl like me to do?”
2) Summer: “Let’s see…you’re 362.”
Theo: “What are you doing?”
Summer: “I’m taking an inventory of my conquests. I intend to give Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money.”
3) Caption: This is the last known photograph of serial killer Summer Newman. Her modus operandi is sexing her victims to death.