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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Michael: “Seriously! You couldn’t figure out a proper way to hold a captive hostage for two days! You’re a disgrace to the Baldwin family!

2) Kevin: “As God is my witness I never imagined Phyllis could reach that high.”

Michael: “This is Phyllis we’re talking about. That woman could crawl her way up a wall like an alley cat.”

3) Michael: “Let’s see: hiding a fugitive from justice, kidnapping, what other nefarious deed you need my help to cover up?”

Kevin: “I’ve got even worse news, Gloria is coming back from her vacation.”

Lisa Johnston
Lisa Johnston
Reply to  Ali
6 years ago

Phyllis and Adam are like 2 porcupines was the best analogy Eva!