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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Chelsea: “Breakfast in bed? How wonderful of you. But, is it too much to ask for a pedicure?”

2) Chelsea: “Roses? Blah! Roses are for the riff-raff. If you were really eager to enter the my pleasure canal you needed to bring tulips.”

3) Nick: “Ahhhhhh….you suffer from vaginal warts? Wow…I would have never noticed until you showed me.”

Laura
Laura
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5 years ago

Squoze! 🙂