Theo plays air cue stick

1) Theo: “I swear to God there’s a giant flaming pig’s head on the ceiling pucking up and screaming: ‘Kiss me darling’.”

2) Theo: “Don’t get me wrong Tessa but I get better music air guitaring on this pool cue than listening to you sing.”

3) Theo: “Would you be willing to admit my tipping on ecstasy was a lot cooler than watching Phyllis flopping and gawking like a pelican?”