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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Sharon: “Oh Rey, it’s great I ran into you. You got here just in the nick of time. We’re about to remove the ventriloquist dummy on the wall for a termite damage and we need a replacement.”

2) Sharon: “I’m just finishing my calculations on how much it is going to cost for your penile enlargement operation.”

3) Sharon: “Besides the money I lost the real reason I’m mad is that you kept on coming here not to sweep me off my feet but for the free coffee and donuts.”