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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Adam: “Hello is this Party City? I am calling to inquire whether you still have in stock the Kim Kardashian butt mask for Halloween?”

2) Adam: “You say you’ve lost everything including the penthouse and now my neighbor is Cane? Well Devon, I could sublet you my closet space.”

3) Adam: “Hello main desk? I would like you to send security up to my condo. There is a rabid woman forming at the mouth in my linen closet babbling repeatedly the same words ‘Why did I rip up that check, why did I rip up that check’.”