Kyle auditions for the role of Peter Pan

1) Kyle: “Did I ever confessed to you I always wanted to be a lumberjack?”

2) Kyle: “I don’t get it. You must be the only head chef in the entire history of the restaurant business who is always home for the evenings.”

3) Lola: “What is this on your jacket? Pine needles?”

Kyle: “I must confess, I have been seeing someone and it happens to be a Douglas fir. We’re eloping tomorrow.”