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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Michael: “Under certain circumstances that would be a real turn on, but here it is decidedly a no, no.” Lauren: “What, you don’t like the way I twiddle my fingers?” Michael: “No, what I don’t like is the fact that you should know by now to never play with your chewing gum.” 2) Michael: “So what do you think about my decision? Does the bow tie make me look distinguished?” Lauren: “Distinguish? No. But I am afraid that in a few minutes I may be forced to dial 911. That bow tie is cutting off circulation to your brain.”… Read more »