“Ever seen a little movie called… Basic Instinct?”
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Phyllis: “Would you like to see if the drapes match the carpet?”
2) Phyllis: “If this doesn’t get a rise out of you I know now what dirty little accident happened to you in Vegas.”
3) Phyllis: “I have to be careful when crossing my legs in this outfit. Just the mere glimmer of my nether region has been known to blind men at 50 paces.”
1) Phyllis: “Would you like to see if the drapes match the carpet?”
2) Phyllis: “If this doesn’t get a rise out of you I know now what dirty little accident happened to you in Vegas.”
3) Phyllis: “I have to be careful when crossing my legs in this outfit. Just the mere glimmer of my nether region has been known to blind men at 50 paces.”