Breaking News: Adam Newman is Newman Enterprises CEO
“Did they really just preempt my soap opera for THIS?!”
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Announcer: “…and Adam Newman’s first decision was to appoint the seven headed beast of the apocalypse as his co-C.O.O..” 2) Interviewer: “So Mr. Newman how were you able to persuade your father you were the right man for the job?” Adam: “Well, is you string a necklace of garlic around your neck and the sign of the cross that will go a long way to frightened him.” 3) Announcer: “Meanwhile, in other news, reports are coming in from around the countryside that the heavens have opened up, the floodgates have broken loose and the angel Gabriel is about to… Read more »
1) Announcer: “…and Adam Newman’s first decision was to appoint the seven headed beast of the apocalypse as his co-C.O.O..” 2) Interviewer: “So Mr. Newman how were you able to persuade your father you were the right man for the job?” Adam: “Well, is you string a necklace of garlic around your neck and the sign of the cross that will go a long way to frightened him.” 3) Announcer: “Meanwhile, in other news, reports are coming in from around the countryside that the heavens have opened up, the floodgates have broken loose and the angel Gabriel is about to… Read more »