Jack gives Phyllis a bonehead idea

1) Phyllis: “What is the matter Jack? You look like you haven’t had a boner in ages. I guess you must be missing those good old days when I was playing your spur jabbing, rodeo riding Annie Oakley with a leather crop and you were nostril flaring, bronco bucking stallion.”

2) Phyllis: “I should have guessed you could never get over me. I am to women what filet mignon is to mail order steak.”

3) Phyllis: “So this is what it feels like after undergoing a prostate exam by a champion arm wrestling proctologist.”