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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Victor: “If this butler act doesn’t tickle your fancy M’Lady then wait a few minutes and I will strip down to my Chippendales outfit and do a strip tease for you.”

2) Victor: “If you think this is humiliating enough just try selling soap out of the trunk of a 1970 Pontiac Bonneville convertible.”

3) Victor: “Knowing how delighted you are by the sight of horses Master Douglas was betwixt using a me or a horse to serve dinner and he decided that I would be cheaper.”