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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Victor: “Opps, that jalapeño and chili con carne jumbo burrito was a big mistake. Get ready, I am about to blow a big one!”

2) Jack: “Truthfully Victor, after listening to you swear for the 176 time how you are about to wipe the floor with my face you can understand why I might totally space out this time.”

3) Jack: “How can I take your threat to kill me seriously when your jacket looks like it was brought at the local Goodwill Industries outlet.”