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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) (Continuing along the same theme) Hilary: “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too.”

2) Hilary: “I knew I should have never delivered that severance package to my flying monkeys just when I needed them the most.”

3) Hilary: “If I only had a nickel every time an enraged daughter of a rich suitor tossed a pitcher full of ice water on me I would be a wealthy heiress by now.”