“My bath towel. Please! I’d rather die than be indecent!”
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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Christine: Luckily those Bed, Bath and Beyond bath salts kept my pores clear and sparkly.”
2) EMT official: “If I only had a dime everytime a beautiful blonde sauntering in a warm bubble bath surrounded by a bouquet of lit fragrant candles, slipping on a glass of Bordeaux was attacked by her husband’s psychopathic ex-girlfriend whom everyone assumed was dead I’d be a millionaire by now.”
3) Christine: “Admit it girls! You wish you could pull off a near death experience like this and still look this good!”
1) Christine: Luckily those Bed, Bath and Beyond bath salts kept my pores clear and sparkly.”
2) EMT official: “If I only had a dime everytime a beautiful blonde sauntering in a warm bubble bath surrounded by a bouquet of lit fragrant candles, slipping on a glass of Bordeaux was attacked by her husband’s psychopathic ex-girlfriend whom everyone assumed was dead I’d be a millionaire by now.”
3) Christine: “Admit it girls! You wish you could pull off a near death experience like this and still look this good!”