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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Nikki: “Can you believe how fresh he is? Vultar the fortune teller, instead of reading my fortune, left me his telephone number.”

2) Nikki: “It reads ‘Dial 911. I haven’t pxxd in six years’.”

3) Nikki: “I got a peak down there and guess what: the drapes doesn’t match the rug.”