“Sir, our in-flight reading material for today is the December 1986 edition of “Contemporary Woman” magazine. Would you like to see it?”
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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Flight Attendant: “I’m sorry to inform you sir but, we don’t have restrooms long enough for you to reach the urinals.”
2) Flight Attendant: “Can I ask for your autograph? Oh, you don’t have to get off your seat, the centerfold is long enough to reach you from over here in the aisle.”
3) Lynne (thought bubble): “I wonder if Paul would think less of me if he happens to know that I bought so many copies of his centerfold that I actually wallpapered my bedroom with it?”
1) Flight Attendant: “I’m sorry to inform you sir but, we don’t have restrooms long enough for you to reach the urinals.”
2) Flight Attendant: “Can I ask for your autograph? Oh, you don’t have to get off your seat, the centerfold is long enough to reach you from over here in the aisle.”
3) Lynne (thought bubble): “I wonder if Paul would think less of me if he happens to know that I bought so many copies of his centerfold that I actually wallpapered my bedroom with it?”
#3 is funny