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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Abby: “Champagne, really? You call that my fantasy escape adventure? I was really hoping for…

Oh…

I don’t know…

Brad Pitt maybe.”

2) Abby: “How did you know that in less than 10 minutes my royal carriage turns into a pumpkin, my fairy godmother reappears and I go back to being Mrs. Martinez?”

3) Abby: “I always knew you were cheap but Knott’s Farm Sparkling White Wine?”