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Colleen
Colleen
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4 years ago

PLEASE stop putting cilantro on my salad!

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Mariah: “Yes! I’ve finally completed my threesome. Oh, I mean no, no, too bad you and Theo couldn’t make it work.”

2) Mariah: “My dream has come true. Now I can find out if the carpet matches the drapes.”

3) Mariah: “Pleeeease tell me you’re into slacks and comfortable shoes too. We just need one small step to complete our Rachel Maddow fan club.”

Sharod
Sharod
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5 years ago

Thank you, This gave gave me such a hearthy laugh.