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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Adam: “Let me guess what this is all about: compensating because Sharon found out about your micropenis?”

2) Adam: “Hey, I wasn’t the one who forced you to go to the mall, hold on to her purse and wait outside while she spent the next two hours on a pedicure.”

3) Adam: “You may have may black hair and black leather jacket but at least I wasn’t the one who ended with a hair net while washing the dishes.”