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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Victor: “You have just made my day. The newest member of the family I can send to the looney bin.” 2) Victor: “The last man who married one of my daughters went on a psychopathic rampage after being buried alive and left for dead. Now, after hearing that story, are you sure that bullet didn’t strike anything other than your buttocks?” 3) Chance: “I have one question sir: why are you always wearing black?” Victor: “It is a tradition dating back to the old country. You see, my ancestors discovered that we would burst into flames in the sunlight… Read more »
1) Victor: “You have just made my day. The newest member of the family I can send to the looney bin.” 2) Victor: “The last man who married one of my daughters went on a psychopathic rampage after being buried alive and left for dead. Now, after hearing that story, are you sure that bullet didn’t strike anything other than your buttocks?” 3) Chance: “I have one question sir: why are you always wearing black?” Victor: “It is a tradition dating back to the old country. You see, my ancestors discovered that we would burst into flames in the sunlight… Read more »