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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Summer: “Truth or dare: Billy is in jeopardy of losing the family jewels once mom finds out I slept with him.”

2) Summer: “And I was so hoping for a trip to the beach. You know, my chesticles actually serve as a flotation device.”

3) Summer: “We were never in any danger. At any time we could have bailed out using my D-Cups as parachutes.”