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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Lola: “You need not worry about Jordan harassing Faith any longer Sharon. I tossed her into the meat grinder and now she has become a part of my battered dumplings.”
2) Lola: “Why do you look so shocked? I thought it was common knowledge that I like to mix chicken heads in the Caesar Salad as a sacrifice to the god Babalu.”
3) Lola: “Don’t worry. If the FDA insists on regulating the amount of rat droppings and insect larvae in salad dressing then I can always use that for the mincemeat pies.”
1) Lola: “You need not worry about Jordan harassing Faith any longer Sharon. I tossed her into the meat grinder and now she has become a part of my battered dumplings.”
2) Lola: “Why do you look so shocked? I thought it was common knowledge that I like to mix chicken heads in the Caesar Salad as a sacrifice to the god Babalu.”
3) Lola: “Don’t worry. If the FDA insists on regulating the amount of rat droppings and insect larvae in salad dressing then I can always use that for the mincemeat pies.”