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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Jack: “This is so much like when your aunt presents you with a shirt as a Christmas gift when you were really hoping for a Playstation.”

2) Jack: “Well guess what: I’ve got a gift for you too, but in this G rated program we will have to wait until the commercial break.”

3) Sally: “The best part is that the shirt is so long you won’t need to wear any pants. So convenient for philandering husbands who need to make a quick getaway out of a motel window.”