“Ok, Sharon. Pull it together. Just remember what Rey taught you: Never open the door for strangers!”
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1) Sharon: “Well, this is a first. I believe this is the only time the cottage hasn’t had a man sleeping somewhere.”
2) Sharon: “Well, look at the bright side. It is about time my vulva got a rest.”
3) David Attenborough: “The Sharon is a unique subspecies of Feminine Homo Sapien Supremacist. The normally sexually voracious Sharon is lost without the overwhelming presence of male suitors
I was disappointed Rey the domestic hadn’t re-thought and returned home with a 3 course meal prepared for Sharon as when Sharon came through the door the house was romantically lit and she stood there processing it, wondering what was afoot? Turns out not a thing as Sharon was completely alone with Rey still over at the penhouse subtly hammering Chelsea. If that was in fact what he was doing…