“Roses are red, violets are blue. Please don’t send flowers to your ex wife!”
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1) Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
If you really love me,
Leave thallium in Vikki’s shampoo.
Lily
2) Billy: “Lily is the only woman who I’ve ever known who can leave a bulge in my pants just by writing out our grocery shopping list.”
3) Billy: “Awwww. She drew a picture of me. How adorable, and I don’t know what to appreciate more: the fact that the most beautiful woman in the world is in love with me or, that she actually thinks my phallus is that big.”