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angela
angela
8 years ago

Painter: Thanks for offering to help paint guys, but really don’t think the suit and causal dress wear is going to cut it ….I told you overalls or you could nor help , UNDERSTAND? me now!
Cain: yes
Billy: yes
Painter: good! Now go change!

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

Billy: “Given our (Billy and Cain) impression on your workmanship, we have both decided that your pay will be determined by me making this quarter land in the jar. So, one, two three…”

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

“Painter”: “OK. I know I was hired to perform a strip tease but I wasn’t aware it was for Two Guys!”

Billy: “Really Cain. First my haircut, then the decor. If you have a problem with my tastes you don’t have to go all ‘Big Brother’ on me!”

Painter: “Now which one of you two is going to pay me?”
Cain: “Hey! Don’t look at me! Personally, I’m not into modern art. Those two portraits on the wall does nothing for me.”