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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Victoria: “Mom! You have to cut down on the Botox.”

2) Victoria: You know, after our talk about Ashland, that look on your face is the exact same look John Wayne Gacy made right before he put the chokehold on his ‘boyfriends’.”

3) Victoria: “That impression is telling me one of two things: either you are trying to put the best face on my relationship with Ashland, or, this restaurant’s cuisine is giving you a bad case of diarrhea.”