“Only the April fresh smell of Snuggle-brand fabric softener can replace my missing husband.”
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Guarantee of coming death. She will need it.
1) Abby: “Ahhhhh. Those who claim that happiness can never be derived from 10,000 man hours of Kashmiri peasant sweater weavers have never had the pleasure.”
2) Husband missing and presumed dead? Not to worry. Let this 1,000th per square inch thread count hoodie make all you cares go away.
Brought to you by the Sweater Department of Neiman Marcus.
3) “Tossing her a hoodie is how we persuade Melissa Ordway to come down from her terms.”
Chief contract negotiator for C.B.S. Daytime.