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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Nikki (typed homicide confession before the G.C.P.D.): “I saw these clear plastic packets filled with white powder in Chelsea’s purse and, as God is my witness, I thought they were meant for lemonade.”

2) Nikki: “Drop, drop. Fizz, fizz. Oh what a relief it is.”

Victor: “If you are angling to be the spokeswoman for Alka Seltzer then get in line behind Speedy the has been mascot.”

3) Nikki: “What more can you expect from an ex pole dancer… crème brûlée?”