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Zoperxplex
3 years ago
Phyllis: “You think you have a problem? I have been wearing the same dress for the pass four days in a row and I reek like a two bit, hash slinging, short order cook on a Memorial Day weekend.”
2) Phyllis: “I have been Angelina Jolieing the left thigh for four days and the only attention I have gotten is from a woman who once toured with the Lilith Fair Music Festival.”
3) Phyllis: “Send sex tape to Vivid Entertainment. Claim it was hacked. Watch the millions rolls in.”
Phyllis: “You think you have a problem? I have been wearing the same dress for the pass four days in a row and I reek like a two bit, hash slinging, short order cook on a Memorial Day weekend.”
2) Phyllis: “I have been Angelina Jolieing the left thigh for four days and the only attention I have gotten is from a woman who once toured with the Lilith Fair Music Festival.”
3) Phyllis: “Send sex tape to Vivid Entertainment. Claim it was hacked. Watch the millions rolls in.”