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Zoperxplex
3 years ago
If there is no payoff at the end of this journey then this relationship will turn into a big snoozefest.
Zoperxplex
3 years ago
1) Nick: “Me Nick. Me help Phyllis. Phyllis make me think. Ohhhh, me no like thinking. Thinking make head hurt! Me make boom, boom on the bed with Phyllis. Me happy. Phyllis happy. Phyllis stops complaining. We smoke cigarettes. Network not happy.”
2) Nick (thought bubble): “I’ll just hold my fingers to my lips to make Phyllis think I am in deep contemplation, (Sniff, sniff). Wait a minute! It has just dawned on me that Phyllis can use a better brand of feminine hygiene spray.”
If there is no payoff at the end of this journey then this relationship will turn into a big snoozefest.
1) Nick: “Me Nick. Me help Phyllis. Phyllis make me think. Ohhhh, me no like thinking. Thinking make head hurt! Me make boom, boom on the bed with Phyllis. Me happy. Phyllis happy. Phyllis stops complaining. We smoke cigarettes. Network not happy.”
2) Nick (thought bubble): “I’ll just hold my fingers to my lips to make Phyllis think I am in deep contemplation, (Sniff, sniff). Wait a minute! It has just dawned on me that Phyllis can use a better brand of feminine hygiene spray.”
3) Nick: “Maybe she fell in love with Keemo?”