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Robbie
Robbie
8 years ago

“So, you don’t want to hear my ‘pull my finger’ joke??” — Phyllis

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Phyllis: “You do realize that drinking is what got the two of you into this mess to begin with?”

2) Phyllis: “Damn! I thought this was the Fourth of July party! That’s why I came color coordinated with Mariah!”

3) Phyllis: “O.K., is this the part when the two of you are supposed to be making out, or am I jumping the gun?”