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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Lily: “Yeah, I guess the guy who once slept with his stepmom is allowed to get on his high horse and pontificate over us lesser minions.”

2) Devon: “Why are you always bringing the subject of Hilary up?”

Lily: “Well, at least there is one consolation prize out of you sleeping with your stepmom.”

Devon: “What’s that?”

Lily: “Thank goodness it was with her and not me.”

3) Lily: “I always wear a miniskirt and Ultra Sheen on my legs so I can bedazzle my clients into submission.”