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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Lauren: “This is the last straw! When even an illegal, will work for rent, immigrant like Mrs. Martinez can’t compete against the Chinese then what hope is there?”

2) Jack: “My physician warned me my monosodium glutamate count was low.”

3) Jack: “It said ‘Your wish will come true. You will die and be reincarnated as a pair of red, leather pants’.”