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angela
angela
8 years ago

Phyllis: “Why everytime I fall down the stairs am I wearing high heels , Jack”
Jack ” I don’t know but if I am going to continue to call you “Red” your going to have to dye your hair again”

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

Phyllis: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: your spending too much money on the foyer! The septic tank has been backed up for over a week now!”

Sandra DiTullio
Sandra DiTullio
8 years ago

Phyllis: “Face it Jack, you’ll never be taller than Billy.”

Jack: “”I thought standing this way, with my shoulders back, made me look 2 inches taller.”

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
Reply to  Sandra DiTullio
8 years ago

It seems to be working Sandra, from the looks of the photo Jack appears to be able to reach out and touch the chandelier which, from this perspective, is apparently six feet in diameter.

Sandra DiTullio
Sandra DiTullio
Reply to  Zoperxplex
8 years ago

Lol. There’s some really funny comments already this week.

GARY WARMEE
GARY WARMEE
8 years ago

Great photo!

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Phyllis: “I insist on this Jack, no tie! You always stain it every time we go out for dinner!

Jack: “But I feel naked without my tie.”

2) Phyllis: “You want me to do what??!!

Jack: “Yeah! C’mon Phyllis let’s do it! I just watched ‘Riverdance’ on T.V. and I’m inspire to do an Irish line dance.”

3) Phyllis: “…and another thing is I want this rug replaced immediately! You have no idea the kind of rug burns this thing gave me when me and Billy were getting it hot and heavy on the floor!”

Jack: “Yes my sweet.”