“You like candy corn, and I don’t! How can we ever make this relationship work?!”
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Phyllis was demanding to know who told Nick they’re only good for video games and sex. It was funny. I kept expecting Nick to break the fourth wall and stare directly into the camera. I’ve been tweeting it for years. The only thing Phick is good for is playing video games and having sex!
1) Phyllis: “This isn’t working. We have to break up.”
Nick: “Why?”
Phyllis: “You’re always leaving the toilet seat up.”
2) Caption over the photo:
Is your relationship in jeopardy because you are too embarrassed to tell her? Don’t fret, just buy her Vagisil Feminine Deodorant for those times when you don’t want anything to interfere with your intimacy.
3) Nick: “Yep. Your obession with one shoulder ensembles was a deal breaker for me.”