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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Lily: “I love babies until they develop the habit of having their snot roll down their mouths like that.”

2) Lily: (sniff, sniff) “You probably think you are a responsible father Devon but I can tell that changing Pampers isn’t one of your specialities.”

3) Lily: “I may look nice but a word of caution: I have killed before and I can do it again.”