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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Jack “I swear I could feel Phyllis’s tongue tickling my tonsils.”

2) Jack “I remember kissing Phyllis last night, now my wallet’s missing.”

3) Jack “She told me this is how to dance salsa but I didn’t know it included a reach over for a digital exam. Now I’m feeling very odd.