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Zoperxplex
3 years ago
1) Michael: “Time for my Ex-Lax pill. Being regular at my age is quite a chore.”
2) Michael: “Where is Lauren? She knows it if my bones aren’t massaged by this hour I get so rigid I’ll look like a mummy with rigor mortis.”
3) Michael: “Why am I always staring at my watch? Because I am grateful I can still remember that the big hand tells me the minute and the little hand tells me the hour…or is it the other way around?”
1) Michael: “Time for my Ex-Lax pill. Being regular at my age is quite a chore.”
2) Michael: “Where is Lauren? She knows it if my bones aren’t massaged by this hour I get so rigid I’ll look like a mummy with rigor mortis.”
3) Michael: “Why am I always staring at my watch? Because I am grateful I can still remember that the big hand tells me the minute and the little hand tells me the hour…or is it the other way around?”