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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Tessa: “Forgive me if I am not thrilled in suspense. The last time I was blindfolded the Margarita Crew almost got me killed if I didn’t confess to my extortion attempt.”

2) Tessa (thought bubble): “I hope it’s Mariah naked. I hope it’s Mariah naked. I hope it’s Mariah naked.”

Opens eyes and sees the congratulatory engagement card.

Tessa breaks the Fourth Wall and stares directly at the audience: “Well…what else did you expect from these writers?”

3) Tessa: “We used to play this game in high school. Except in those days we called it ‘Find the Weiner’.”

Sharod
Sharod
Reply to  Zoperxplex
3 years ago

I was gonna write your #1, that is so funny. I was thinking the same thing. LOL!!!

Sharod
Sharod
3 years ago

Oh No!! What’s the safe word?