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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Reed typing: “Dear Ali: do you think that I can become a compelling enough character to warrant my own bar of soap?”

2) Reed: “What??? The blogosphere is insisting that I should come out as gay???!!!

3) Reed typing: “Tomorrow I plan on doing something truly edgy: I’ll open a meth lab in the basement and then tell mom that Billy was behind it. That’ll get her off my back!”