“I’d like to dedicate this next song to Mrs. Ballbricker…”
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Zoperxplex
8 years ago
1) Reed: “Wow! A Gibson 470; just what I always wanted. Thanks mom.”
Victoria: “You’re welcome Reed. There’s just a little catch; tell your mama who you love the most: me or Zoe?”
2) Reed: “A guitar! What a great birthday gift. Thanks mom!”
ten minutes later…a package arrives.
Messenger: “Here’s the package for you young man.”
Reed: “Wow! A Bentley Mulsanne. Thanks granddad.”
Victoria: “Son-of-a-b@$%h!”
Victoria: “You have no idea how many nights I had to slave over back in my groupie days to fetch this guitar, but it was well worth it. Happy birthday Reed.”
1) Reed: “Wow! A Gibson 470; just what I always wanted. Thanks mom.”
Victoria: “You’re welcome Reed. There’s just a little catch; tell your mama who you love the most: me or Zoe?”
2) Reed: “A guitar! What a great birthday gift. Thanks mom!”
ten minutes later…a package arrives.
Messenger: “Here’s the package for you young man.”
Reed: “Wow! A Bentley Mulsanne. Thanks granddad.”
Victoria: “Son-of-a-b@$%h!”
Victoria: “You have no idea how many nights I had to slave over back in my groupie days to fetch this guitar, but it was well worth it. Happy birthday Reed.”