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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Nikki: “After we eat the cookies Faith, I will explain to you why children socking their parents is considered to be an ancient ritual in our family.”

2) Nikki: “Now Faith, have you learned your lesson for the day?

Faith: “Yes: buy low, sell high, and never fail to take advantage of a fool who decides to lend you below prime.”

3) Nikki: “Oh you little rascal. You’re trying to bribe me with cookies aren’t you? How adorable, you’re learning to be a Newman very quickly you precocious little devil.”