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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Lauren: “Michael, it’s not what you think.”

Michael: “I’m not surprised. I knew my cancer would lead you to stray someday, but with another women Lauren?”

Lauren: “Sorry Michael, I completely forgot you have cancer. I’m going this because I dig chicks.”

2) Michael: “So Phyllis, is this that special someone you were telling me about?”

3) Lauren: “Michael, are you sure that this is how you’re suppose to dance the Tango?”

Michael: “Absolutely sure. Now just hold that pose for a moment until I fetch my camera for the lip locking.”