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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Phyllis: “There goes my chance of selling my giant souffle recipe to Delmonico’s.”

2) Phyllis (Interior monologue): “Deflated, just like Tom Brady’s footballs.”

3) Phyllis (Interior monologue): “Whatever possessed me to try to become Martha Stewart?”