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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Mattie: “Now, all we have to do is circulate the rumor that Hilary is actually a hermaphrodite.”

2) Mattie: “Mom, I can see why dad broke his vow of fidelity. That Juliet is hot!”

3) Lily: “Computers have become so ubiquitous as an instrument for networking that it has made going out to actually socialize a thing of the past.”

Mattie: “Don’t you dare think about taking this computer away from me! I swear I’ll hang myself if you try!”