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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Daniel Goddard: “I’m sorry to be the deliverer of bad news Christel but the brass at C.B.S. has decided to drop you. They say they didn’t have enough in the budget to cover both your billboard and your salary.”

2) Cane: “Washboard abs is a good thing. Washboard brow makes you look like an old cow.”

3) Lily: “You’re complaining about my hair???!!! I have just found out that I’m the mom to two teenagers and you expect me to look perfect???!!!”